Hambinbot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong jackal.

Hambinbot created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hambinbot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hambinbot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hambinbot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hambinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Hambinbot.

3. Hambinbot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Do not chant in public.