Yarlagjop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying rat.

Yarlagjop created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlagjop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarlagjop, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarlagjop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yarlagjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Always wear turquoise.