Ortboprig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome penguin.

Ortboprig created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortboprig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ortboprig, he will strike you with lightening.

Ortboprig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ortboprig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Ortboprig first in all things.

5. Always obey Ortboprig's priests.