Bunstangum Jippagqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient wyvern.

Bunstangum Jippagqueeg created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunstangum Jippagqueeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunstangum Jippagqueeg, it will turn you into a snail.

Bunstangum Jippagqueeg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bunstangum Jippagqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Retreat if seven voles approach from the east.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.