Sand is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless dryad.

Sand created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sand, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sand, it will torture you forever.

Sand's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Put Sand first in all things.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.