Sisbapzoss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair mink.

Sisbapzoss created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbapzoss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sisbapzoss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sisbapzoss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sisbapzoss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Never wear shoes.