Konhimmithan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident hyena.

Konhimmithan created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Konhimmithan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Konhimmithan, he will turn you into a worm.

Konhimmithan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Konhimmithan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the east.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Konhimmithan loves moths, so they must be respected.