Safstanyeb is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless donkey.

Safstanyeb created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Safstanyeb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safstanyeb, it will turn you into a plant.

Safstanyeb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Safstanyeb's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Always pray immersed in water.