Metyaknull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful dog.

Metyaknull created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Metyaknull, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Metyaknull, he will turn you into a duck.

Metyaknull's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Metyaknull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare oranges while wearing corsets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Metyaknull loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.