Sitnatsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous dragon.

Sitnatsug created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitnatsug, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sitnatsug, he will ignore you.

Sitnatsug's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sitnatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must never eat spinach.