Nelljin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing seal.

Nelljin created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelljin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nelljin, it will manifest in front of you.

Nelljin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nelljin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nelljin seven times a day.

2. Nelljin loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never paint your legs purple.

5. Nelljin must be the most important thing in your life.