Butfartarp is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident
wolf.
Butfartarp created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Butfartarp, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Butfartarp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Butfartarp's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Butfartarp's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always treat dogs with great respect.
3. Never wear brown hats.
4. Do not keep five monkeys in a large pit.
5. Do not sprint in public.