Flowxuckcap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing bat.

Flowxuckcap created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Flowxuckcap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flowxuckcap, it will manifest in front of you.

Flowxuckcap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flowxuckcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide if five dogs approach from the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.
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