Genboglib Begontzod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent monkey.

Genboglib Begontzod created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genboglib Begontzod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Genboglib Begontzod, he will torture you forever.

Genboglib Begontzod's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Genboglib Begontzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not stand on grass.