Genboglib Begontzod is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent
monkey.
Genboglib Begontzod created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Genboglib Begontzod, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Genboglib Begontzod, he will torture you forever.
Genboglib Begontzod's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Genboglib Begontzod's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair cyan.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not stand on grass.