Quatganyok is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous dryad.

Quatganyok created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Quatganyok, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quatganyok, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quatganyok's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Quatganyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if nine snakes approach from the south.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Erect three nickel sculptures of Quatganyok on top of important buildings.
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