Litgudcam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless horse.

Litgudcam created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litgudcam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litgudcam, it will destroy your home solar system.

Litgudcam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Litgudcam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four great tits approach from the south.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Litgudcam loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Litgudcam on top of all buildings.