Gofvadvag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, egotistical frog.

Gofvadvag created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofvadvag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gofvadvag, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gofvadvag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gofvadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing magenta scarves and balancing six platinum spheres on your head.