Loopmifgup is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage gorilla.

Loopmifgup created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopmifgup, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Loopmifgup, she will strike you with lightening.

Loopmifgup's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Loopmifgup's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Loopmifgup on top of important buildings.