Flammip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish tortoise.

Flammip created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flammip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flammip, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flammip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Flammip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to goats while wearing green corsets.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the north.