Lidxinfen is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic
lizard.
Lidxinfen created a quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lidxinfen, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Lidxinfen, it will turn you into a plant.
Lidxinfen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Lidxinfen's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Lidxinfen in the centre of the settlement.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidxinfen.