Yimstigbom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless gerbil.

Yimstigbom created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimstigbom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimstigbom, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yimstigbom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yimstigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yimstigbom's priests.

2. Run away if five dogs approach from the south.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.