Nurweg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witless whale.

Nurweg created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurweg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurweg, it will turn you into a dog.

Nurweg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nurweg's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurweg.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurweg.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Nurweg on top of important buildings.