Banrawdot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless lobster.

Banrawdot created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banrawdot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Banrawdot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Banrawdot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Banrawdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed nuts to gulls while wearing yellow shoes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.