Fendanquat Sagmidneg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous cobra.

Fendanquat Sagmidneg created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fendanquat Sagmidneg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fendanquat Sagmidneg, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fendanquat Sagmidneg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fendanquat Sagmidneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never chant in the presence of monkeys.