Kom is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthinking hippopotamus.

Kom created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Kom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Kom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.