Gidyarbed is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak fox.

Gidyarbed created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidyarbed, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gidyarbed, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gidyarbed's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gidyarbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gidyarbed on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Gidyarbed's name in vain.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.