Gep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm duck.

Gep created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gep, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gep's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

3. Do not consume figs at dawn.

4. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.