Sagquafbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful salamander.

Sagquafbam created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagquafbam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sagquafbam, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sagquafbam's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sagquafbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never hop near badgers.

5. Do not chop down trees.