Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, intelligent frog.

Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud, he will turn you into a rat.

Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if six capybaras approach from the east.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Worship no other gods but Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud.

5. Never hurt dolphins.