Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud
is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, intelligent
frog
.
Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud
created vertebrates three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud
, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud
, he will turn you into a rat.
Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud's
most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud's Holy Commandments
1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Hide if six capybaras approach from the east.
3. Do not wear carbon on your body.
4. Worship no other gods but Karhimkemmillarpkemtapbud.
5. Never hurt dolphins.
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