Queeghabtom Cabfasvidtincaptofarmtif is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, boastful owl.

Queeghabtom Cabfasvidtincaptofarmtif created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeghabtom Cabfasvidtincaptofarmtif, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Queeghabtom Cabfasvidtincaptofarmtif, it will not care.

Queeghabtom Cabfasvidtincaptofarmtif's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Queeghabtom Cabfasvidtincaptofarmtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing black corsets and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your legs.