Pogomingad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous hydra.

Pogomingad created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogomingad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pogomingad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pogomingad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pogomingad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.