Flatbuthadpanyattcemwadzan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive rat.

Flatbuthadpanyattcemwadzan created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Flatbuthadpanyattcemwadzan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flatbuthadpanyattcemwadzan, it will send you a sign.

Flatbuthadpanyattcemwadzan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flatbuthadpanyattcemwadzan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green snakes for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed lots of rice to mice while wearing fawn skirts.
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