Tikkamgen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-assured human.

Tikkamgen created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikkamgen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tikkamgen, he will remove you from existence.

Tikkamgen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tikkamgen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Run away from brown otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Tikkamgen in the centre of the settlement.