Lidfemsaf is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable
centipede.
Lidfemsaf created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lidfemsaf, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Lidfemsaf, it will remove you from existence.
Lidfemsaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Lidfemsaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear brown clothing.
2. Do not drink water in green rooms.
3. Never hurt geese.
4. Run away from blue birds, for they are unholy.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.