Sinbug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise zebra.

Sinbug created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbug, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinbug, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sinbug's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sinbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Put Sinbug first in all things.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Sinbug on top of important buildings.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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