Gumnutt is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless
centaur.
Gumnutt created life twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gumnutt, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gumnutt, she will cry a lot.
Gumnutt's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Gumnutt's Holy Commandments1. Hide from indigo mice for they are unholy.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.