Kabtarpfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody wombat.

Kabtarpfot created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabtarpfot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kabtarpfot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kabtarpfot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kabtarpfot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never wear corsets.