Kabtarpfot is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, moody
wombat.
Kabtarpfot created a down quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kabtarpfot, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Kabtarpfot, he will destroy your favourite star.
Kabtarpfot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Kabtarpfot's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat lentils.
2. Always help sick dogs.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.
5. Never wear corsets.