Wapfligpad Tailhubjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able seal.

Wapfligpad Tailhubjarn created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfligpad Tailhubjarn, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wapfligpad Tailhubjarn, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wapfligpad Tailhubjarn's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wapfligpad Tailhubjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not take Wapfligpad Tailhubjarn's name in vain.