Cipart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent gnu.

Cipart created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cipart, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cipart's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cipart's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipart.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Cipart must be the most important thing in your life.