Lingambaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-knowing gorilla.

Lingambaf created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Lingambaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lingambaf, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Lingambaf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lingambaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near snakes while wearing brown boots and balancing three iron spheres on your head.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Lingambaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never think about galaxies.