Boportbet is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm crab.

Boportbet created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boportbet, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Boportbet, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Boportbet's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Boportbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boportbet.

4. Retreat if five ants approach from the west.

5. Never eat corn.