Gomquamyam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fast yak.

Gomquamyam created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomquamyam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gomquamyam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gomquamyam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gomquamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.