Dumvildiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent jackal.

Dumvildiss created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dumvildiss, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dumvildiss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dumvildiss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dumvildiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.