Signellbid Yarldadrap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty wolf.

Signellbid Yarldadrap created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Signellbid Yarldadrap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Signellbid Yarldadrap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Signellbid Yarldadrap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Signellbid Yarldadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.