Ragnilgilpan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless skunk.

Ragnilgilpan created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragnilgilpan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ragnilgilpan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ragnilgilpan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ragnilgilpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.