Pogtafbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, slow goblin.

Pogtafbab created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtafbab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogtafbab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pogtafbab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pogtafbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never pour water over plants.