Wikjoplat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast fairy.

Wikjoplat created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikjoplat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikjoplat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wikjoplat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wikjoplat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

5. Never go into blue rooms.