Tongubspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tongubspag created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tongubspag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tongubspag, she will think nothing of it.

Tongubspag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tongubspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. You must love Tongubspag.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.