Bifdanbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient troll.

Bifdanbug created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifdanbug, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bifdanbug, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bifdanbug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bifdanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three nickel sculptures of Bifdanbug on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if five dolphins approach from the south.

3. You must love Bifdanbug.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Never write about gravity.