Wegyamflag Cebkabkar Tigjenbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy aardvark.

Wegyamflag Cebkabkar Tigjenbim created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Wegyamflag Cebkabkar Tigjenbim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegyamflag Cebkabkar Tigjenbim, he will ignore you.

Wegyamflag Cebkabkar Tigjenbim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wegyamflag Cebkabkar Tigjenbim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five doves approach from the south.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry mites.