Dissgedmutlist Carnurtlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tranquil aardvark.

Dissgedmutlist Carnurtlarp created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dissgedmutlist Carnurtlarp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissgedmutlist Carnurtlarp, she will come to you in dreams.

Dissgedmutlist Carnurtlarp's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dissgedmutlist Carnurtlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.