Habbedhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, annoying porpoise.

Habbedhin created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbedhin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Habbedhin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Habbedhin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Habbedhin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. You must love Habbedhin.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.