Zakquamkip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, impressive hare.

Zakquamkip created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakquamkip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zakquamkip, he will turn you into a rat.

Zakquamkip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zakquamkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Never skip near porpoises.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.